A Man Goes to the Optomestrist

Submitted on Sun, 26/Aug/2007 - 20:36 - 375 reads

A man goes to the optometrist for his annual eye check up.

The doctor looks at him and says, "You must stop masturbating."

The man goes, "Why? Masturbating doesn't ruin my eyes!"

The doctor replies "No, but it's disturbing the other patients in the waiting room."