RSS feed
Invite a friendThe Story of an Italian Tourist in America: So one-a daya I go to America. When I land I’ma very hungry, so I go to a resteranta and order a piece a toast. However, ma waitress, she is very stupid. She bringa me a plate with nothing on it. I says to her, “I want a piece a toast on da plate.” She’s like, “Wha?” So I says to her, “I wanta piece on da plate!” and she tell me “ You better not piss on da plate you sonsawabich! I angry with her, so I leave. I go to another resteranta hoping my luck will change. When I ama seated, there is no fork on da table. So I says to my waitress, “ I want a fork-a on da table!” and she says to me, “You better not fuck me on the table, you sonsawabich!” Again, I leave. I finally get to my hotel, but I notice that my bedsa don’t have any sheets. So I call the manager, and I tell him “I wanna sheet on the bed!” and he tells me, “You better not shit on da bed you sonsawabich!”
