Boasting Animals

Submitted on Sun, 26/Aug/2007 - 20:44 - 524 reads

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. Then they begin boasting.

The lion says, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle".

The gorilla says, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".

Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says,

"Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!"