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Invite a friendYou know, I was watching a children’s show with my little nephew when I realized something: Kid’s shows are doing more damage than a Catholic Priest could ever dream of. Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it
- We’re watching Looney Toons together, and all of a sudden Speedy Gonzalez comes on. I’m thinking this will be a safe bet, no problems here. So we’re watchin Speedy get chased around. All of a sudden my nephew looks at me and says “ Where’s the INS Agent? There’s another one sneaking in the border!” I was like “ Where the hell did you learn that?” He was like “ Bill O’ Reilly. He helped invade Poland, you know.”
- Or what about Sesame Street? They attack gay people. Look at Burt and Ernie! Two guys in the bathtub at the same time? I have a feeling that rubber duckie wasn’t the only playtoy in the bathtub! I’m willing to bet that poor duck has been in places we didn’t even know puppets had!
- Or my personal favorite, the Power Rangers. This show is the mother of all rascist TV shows. The Black Power ranger gets killed off in the 1st episode, the Asian power ranger is stuck in a Yellow suit doing the other ones homework, and the White one killed the Red Ranger, whose Native American, of the group to become the leader. Who’s producing this show, the Christian Coalition?
So what have we learned today? That leaving your kids alone in front of a T.V. does the same amount of damage that leaving them alone with Michael Jackson does.
