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Invite a friend "I must have had ambrosia."- Milwaukee Brewers' Jim Gantner, explaining why he forgot to appear on a talk show.
'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.'Ade Akinbiyi
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you."Sam Torrance (Golfer) , BBC2
"Damien Hirst tends to use everyday objects such as a shark in formaldehyde."Fashion Commentator, Radio 4
"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street."Radio 1 Newsbeat
"...fears that the balloon may be forced to ditch in the Pacific. Mr Branson, however, remains buoyant and hopes to reach America..."Radio 4 News
"These greens are so fast they must bikini wax them"(Gary McCord on the greens at Augusta)
Presenter (to palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?"Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?"Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks."(GLR)
Larry Gogan: "Name the BBC's Grand Prix commentator? .... I'll give you a hint. It's something you suck...."Contestant: "Oh, Dickie Davies."(Murray Walker is the correct answer).
