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Invite a friend A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when hepickedup a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voiceechoedfrom the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, andfroze.When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promisedhimselfa vacation after the next big score then clicked the light on and begansearching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so hecoulddisconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watchingyou."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for thesourceof the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beamcameto rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying towarnyou."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a birdMoses?"
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."*
