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Invite a friend Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see thebaby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad hada talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentionedanything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears", that he would get the spanking of his life when theycame back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What abeautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet andbeautiful little hands, cute little nose and really beautifuleyes. Can he see?" Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; theDoctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great," said Little Johnny, 'cuz he'd beshit-outta-luck if he needed glasses."
