Little Red Riding Hood.

Little red riding hood was walking through the woods one day, when she spied the big bad wolf crouched down behind some bushes.Thinking it would be funny to surprise the wolf for a change,she crept over and tapped him on the shoulder."Mister wolf", she said,"what big eyes you have"."Leave me alone", said the wolf,running off."What big ears you have", she said while following the wolf further into the woods."Please leave me alone", said the wolf,desperatley trying to get her off his tail.Persistent little red riding hood ran after the wolf to discover him in a patch of bracken."Mister wolf, what big teeth you have ""Fuckin' hell", said the wolf,"cant you see im trying to have a shit".