Special thanks to D.A.A.S for these.
First moral dilemma
You're walking along a country road, its a beautiful spring day, as you walk along you notice that up ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road in the dirt, there's a tiny baby sparrow both it wings are broken, you have.......a hammer.

Here's the second moral dilemma

You're a medical student in your final year of study its a very very important year for you, because of the economic climate you have been forced to live with your grandmother, she is a tattoo artist, with Parkinson's disease, every time she makes you a cup of coffee, she shakes so much it froths up the milk of the top, which is something you can't fucking stand you have.......a hammer

And here's the third and final moral dilemma for this evening.

You are young and upwardly mobile merchant banker, your girlfriend has just fallen pregnant, you think a child at this point in your career could be detrimental.... in your own time people! could be detrimental to your future career prospects you have.......a coat-hanger.

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