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Invite a friend >>The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept >>in the>>coop behind the church.>>One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and >>discovered>>that the cock was missing.>>He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to >>question his>>parishioners in church.>>During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a>>cock?".......................
>>>>All the men stood up.>>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a>>cock?".........................
>>>>All the women stood up.>>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock >>that>>doesn't belong to them?"..............
>>>>Half the women stood up.>>>>>>"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has >>anybody>>seen MY cock?"
>>>>>>>>Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.>>
