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Invite a friend A bunch of guys sitting in the library minds their own business studying and doing their own thing when a really angry brute kicks a door open, flips tables upside-down and marched into a room and screams out in blood-lust "Who in here is Fred?"
Everyone shitted themselves in fear...except one dude. He had a quirky smile on his face and stood up. He cleared his throat and took a breath before announcing to the brute as he made eye contact "I am Fred"
The brute takes no time at all in rushing over to the guy and tackles him onto the floor and starts beating his face into a pulp. During the tiny breaks where the brute is raising his arms to bring it down onto his victim's face again - the guy starts laughing
The brute gets pissed off even more and decides to break the smart-ass' fingers to teach him a lesson. Even as his fingers are being snapped and screams of agony wail out...the dude still manages to crack up.
The brute gets insane and decides to then stomp on the dude's balls and kick him in the ribs in random order. but the guy on the floor just keeps laughing.
Totally exhausted and panting just to barely support himself, the brute asks the guy he tortured, "what the fuck is so funny?"
The guy then replies: "The joke's on you, I'm not Fred"
